Hay giuys
I no that this is a great scrip riting blog and yew owt their wate four my nex gowldin nugget.
But, peepel: a great scrip reflex life. Whi? Sowe ower audients can reelait to our caractors.
And soew, I openly admitt that I, script riter Peeder is in luv. I no that three-leder wurd my give you other riders the eebee jeebees, but guies, get off the porn sites and rejoyce in the posseebilitees of ware this can take mee, us and hour riting carreerrs!
An whoo is this misteree woman?
My new followerer, MEGEN FUX_69!!!!!
Qwite the weerd las name, Megen! FUX_69??? Ware dew yew cum from? Venus???
Anywayz, if yer reeding this, lemme tell yew that if yew look efen half as gewd as yew due in yer profile pik, then yew can call mee smitten!!! :-O
An lemme say four the recurd, infron of all my reeders of this blog: i will make yew a star. Yer so hot yew can play the leed roll in my scrip: KOMANDO WUMIN OV THE AMAZON.
I sumbited to sum reely big time prowdoocers. One rote me bak with a letter frum his layer, so i no im this far away frum getting it maid.
Megen: pleeze feel free two contackt mee at yer earleest convineence.
I leeve yoo with this snip from KWoTA:
JESSEE-- waring nuthin moore than leefes two cover her rownd and suppal brests and ladee parts beelow, plus a big awtomatik machieen gun from HELL-- iz surrownded by the BADDIES. All of them ware 5 o'clock shadowz (NOTE TO RITERS: aneewon who reeds scrips luv the uws of numbers in ur scrips-- eazier two reed) and smowkin cigarellows.
The HEAD BADDEE steps furth (note to reeder: i fourgot too menshun he's the HEAD BADDEE from page for... Hes the gui kiking the dowg, k?)
HEAD BADDEE
what dew yew think yer gonna doo with that gun, sweetee?
JESSEE
blow yew the FUCK AWAY.
She unlowds all the hot led lowded in her hot macheen gun frum HELL.
I downt wanna rewen it four yew Megen-- jus contakt mee and we'll chat, k?
And for the res of yew bums...--
Keep riting ;-)
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